It is with great pride that I tell you all that one of my submissions to notfoolinganybody.com has been accepted and put online!

On my recent trip to Pensacola, I rented a car in Atlanta from a Budget car rental place. This particular establishment is just down the road from where La and Monkeyboy live. As I rolled up, I got the distinct sense that something wasn't quite right about the building. Maybe it was the nautical lanterns they left hanging on the place. Maybe it was the stale scent of assorted fried fish crispies hanging around the place like an an ethereal albatross: a ghost of rinds of an ancient marinator, as it were.

I kill myself sometimes!

At any rate, The Roost will now wear the official insignia of one of the NFA Rangers. The badge, I might add, is fittingly itself a ripoff of something else. But you weren't hoodwinked for a minute, were you?