First: I play online correspondence chess at Red Hot Pawn.
Second: Most subscribers to the site belong to one or more clans, as is often the case with online games of any sort.
Third: A clan to which I do not belong, the Guttersnipes, just celebrated their 1st anniversary of play on RHP.

To commemorate the moment, they wrote a little story in pictures about a White King who is insecure about being white.

Hilarious (if explicit) stuff -- check it out here.