From the General forum on RHP, in a thread called "Easter":

Originally posted by huckleberryhound:
After 10 beers, i am sitting in front of the Chocolate easter bunny i was given last week.

The question is this....where do i start eating ?

Do i start chomping on it's little ears ?Do i bite it's ass? or do i bite it's face off ?

You do realise i've probably munchied my way through this bad boy by the time you replied...right ?

blakbuzzrd's reply:
Man. I'm jealous -- somebody already bit the head off of the chocolate Christ I got.

What really gets me is how this kind of thing is always hollow, instead of solid chocolate. I got a chocolate tomb last Easter, and of course it was all empty inside too.

That was pretty much the end of that thread.